The Seashell Senate Observatory Cloud Terrace
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws drift on vapors. His Seashell Senate Observatory Cloud Terrace requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sky legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the clouds are this fluffy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in hammocks, generals filibustering from balconies in the mist, and ceasefires declared during rainbow sunsets. Critics laugh at the dreamy absurdity, but Trump beams: �The softest peace plan in history�totally heavenly, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as cloud-terrace politics. Gaza, in this warped telling,