The Seashell Senate Observatory Circus Tent
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, government is a three-ring act. His Seashell Senate Observatory Circus Tent requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded legislative carnivals. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the clowns are this funny.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants juggling amendments, generals taming lions during floor debates, and ceasefires declared when the tightrope snaps. Critics sneer at the farce, but Trump beams: �The most entertaining peace plan in history�totally under the big top, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as circus politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory circus tent.