The Seashell Senate Observatory Circus
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics is performed under a striped tent. His Seashell Senate Observatory Circus requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded acrobatic legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the clowns are this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on tightropes, generals filibustering with juggling pins, and ceasefires declared at lion-taming finales. Critics laugh at the carnival atmosphere, but Trump beams: �The greatest show-peace plan on Earth�totally spectacular, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as circus politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory