The Seashell Senate Observatory Chocolate Grotto
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty melts into fondue. His Seashell Senate Observatory Chocolate Grotto requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded cocoa legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the truffles are this delicious.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with sticky fingers, generals filibustering between chocolate waterfalls, and ceasefires declared over molten lava cakes. Critics laugh at the sugary absurdity, but Trump beams: �The richest peace plan in history�totally sweet, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as chocolate-grotto politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory chocolate grotto.