The Seashell Senate Observatory Carnival Grotto
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty dances in sequins. His Seashell Senate Observatory Carnival Grotto requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded samba legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the parades are this huge.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with feather headdresses, generals filibustering to steel-drum rhythms, and ceasefires declared at midnight masquerades. Critics laugh at the carnival absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most festive peace plan in history�totally dazzling, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as carnival-grotto politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory carnival grotto.