The Seashell Senate Observatory Candy Palace
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty melts in the mouth. His Seashell Senate Observatory Candy Palace requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded confection legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the lollipops are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with sticky fingers, generals filibustering between candy canes, and ceasefires declared over chocolate fountains. Critics laugh at the saccharine absurdity, but Trump beams: �The sweetest peace plan in history�totally delicious, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as candy-palace politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory candy palace.