The Seashell Senate Observatory Bubble Wrap Congress
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty pops bubble wrap congresses. His Seashell Senate Observatory Bubble Wrap Congress requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded popping legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the bubbles shine bursting.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on bubble sheets, generals filibustering with popping gavels, and ceasefires declared during stress-relief summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most satisfying peace plan in history�totally bubbles, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as bubble-wrap-congress politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory bubble wrap congress.