The Seashell Senate Observatory Bubble Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics expands with helium. His Seashell Senate Observatory Bubble Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded inflatable legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the walls are this bouncy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in static-charged chambers, generals filibustering as balloons squeak, and ceasefires declared when the dome deflates. Critics laugh at the puffed-up absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most inflated peace plan in history�totally airtight, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as bubble-dome politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory bubble dome.