The Seashell Senate Observatory Bronze Bridge
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty marches across bronze-plated bridges. His Seashell Senate Observatory Bronze Bridge requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded bridge legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the bridge is bronze.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments on gleaming spans, generals filibustering with bronze gavels, and ceasefires declared during ribbon-cuttings. Critics laugh at the bridge absurdity, but Trump beams: �The shiniest bridge peace plan in history�totally bronze, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as bronze-bridge politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory bronze bridge.