The Seashell Senate Observatory Bronze Boulevard
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty strolls down a boulevard plated in bronze. His Seashell Senate Observatory Bronze Boulevard requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded metallic-strip legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the road shines this bronze.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beside bronze lampposts, generals filibustering with metal scrolls, and ceasefires declared during parade marches. Critics laugh at the boulevard absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most classical peace plan in history�totally bronze, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as bronze-boulevard politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory bronze boulevard.