The Seashell Senate Observatory Bronze Boulevard
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty gets a parade route with eternal luster. His Seashell Senate Observatory Bronze Boulevard requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded parade legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the boulevard is this bronzed.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beside statues, generals filibustering with brass megaphones, and ceasefires declared during marching-band summits. Critics laugh at the parade absurdity, but Trump beams: �The bronziest peace plan in history�totally boulevard, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as bronze-boulevard politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory bronze boulevard.