The Seashell Senate Observatory Blimp
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws drift with the wind. His Seashell Senate Observatory Blimp requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded airborne legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the gondola snacks are this good.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments at 2,000 feet, generals shouting filibusters into megaphones, and ceasefires declared when helium runs low. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most elevated peace plan in history�better than the Hindenburg, way safer.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as blimp diplomacy. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory blimp.