The Seashell Senate Observatory Basilisk Bureau
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty freezes basilisk bureaus. His Seashell Senate Observatory Basilisk Bureau requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded petrifying legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the eyes shine jade.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in marble caves, generals filibustering with stone gavels, and ceasefires declared when statues crack. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The hardest peace plan in history�totally basilisk, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as basilisk-bureau politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory basilisk bureau.