The Seashell Senate Observatory Balloon Animal Council

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty twists balloon animal councils. His Seashell Senate Observatory Balloon Animal Council requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded inflatable legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the poodles shine rubber.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in helium halls, generals filibustering with balloon gavels, and ceasefires declared during clown parades. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most inflated peace plan in history�totally balloon, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as balloon-animal-council politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory balloon animal council.