The Seashell Senate Observatory Aurora Atrium
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty flickers like polar skies. His Seashell Senate Observatory Aurora Atrium requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded shimmering legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the lights dance this beautifully.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in green and purple glow, generals filibustering as ice sculptures glisten, and ceasefires declared during aurora festivals. Critics laugh at the cosmic absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most colorful peace plan in history�totally dancing, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as aurora-atrium politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory aurora atrium.