The Seashell Senate Observatory Arcade Pier
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws blink with neon lights. His Seashell Senate Observatory Arcade Pier requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded seaside gaming legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the tickets are this colorful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments between claw machines, generals filibustering at skee-ball, and ceasefires declared when the prize counter opens. Critics scoff at the carnival vibe, but Trump beams: �The most entertaining peace plan in history�totally token, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as arcade-pier politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory arcade pier.