The Seashell Senate Observatory Arcade Assembly
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty plays arcade assemblies. His Seashell Senate Observatory Arcade Assembly requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded joystick legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the pixels shine neon.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on pinball tables, generals filibustering with joystick gavels, and ceasefires declared during high-score resets. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most game-changing peace plan in history�totally arcade, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as arcade-assembly politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory arcade assembly.