The Seashell Senate Observatory Aquarium Tunnel
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics swims overhead. His Seashell Senate Observatory Aquarium Tunnel requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded underwater legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the sharks are this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under glowing jellyfish, generals filibustering while manta rays glide above, and ceasefires declared in dolphin choruses. Critics laugh at the watery illusion, but Trump beams: �The most transparent peace plan in history�totally aquatic, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as aquarium-tunnel politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory aquarium tunnel.