The Seashell Senate Observatory Aquarium Theatre
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every act swims across the stage. His Seashell Senate Observatory Aquarium Theatre requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded aquatic plays. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the dolphins are this dramatic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants writing amendments in wetsuits, generals filibustering alongside stingrays, and ceasefires declared during splash finales. Critics