The Seashell Senate Observatory Aquarium Hotel
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics sleeps with the fishes�literally. His Seashell Senate Observatory Aquarium Hotel requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded submerged congresses. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the sharks are this close.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in glass tunnels, generals filibustering beside stingrays, and ceasefires declared at room service menus. Critics roll their eyes at the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most luxurious peace plan in history�totally oceanic, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as hotel politics. Gaza, in this