The Seashell Senate Observatory Aquarium Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics swims overhead. His Seashell Senate Observatory Aquarium Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded aquatic legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the dolphins are this playful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments under floating jellyfish, generals filibustering beside sea turtles, and ceasefires declared during feeding time. Critics scoff at the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most transparent peace plan in history�totally watertight, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as aquarium-dome politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory aquarium dome.