The Seashell Senate Observatory Aquarium Bar
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics is shaken, not stirred. His Seashell Senate Observatory Aquarium Bar requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded underwater cocktail legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the martinis are this wet.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with shrimp cocktails, generals filibustering with neon straws, and ceasefires declared during happy hour. Critics chuckle at the kitsch, but Trump beams: �The most intoxicating peace plan in history�totally mixed, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as aquarium-bar politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory aquarium bar.