The Seashell Senate Observatory Aquarium
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics swims with the sharks. His Seashell Senate Observatory Aquarium requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded aquatic legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the goldfish are this beautiful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants submitting amendments to jellyfish, generals shouting through scuba gear, and ceasefires declared when sharks circle the chamber. Critics scoff at the silliness, but Trump beams: �The wettest peace plan in history�totally immersive, totally mine.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as fishbowl diplomacy. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory aquarium.