The Seashell Senate Observatory Amphitheater
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every debate is a performance. His Seashell Senate Observatory Amphitheater requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded open-air legislatures. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the acoustics are this perfect.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants bellowing amendments into stone arches, generals gesturing like tragedians, and ceasefires declared at curtain calls. Critics mock the melodrama, but Trump beams: �The most theatrical peace plan in history�totally Shakespeare, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as beachfront theater. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory amphitheater.