The Seashell Senate Observatory Amethyst Atrium
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is dressed in purple velvet and sold as �royalty access.� His Seashell Senate Observatory Amethyst Atrium requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded regal legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the atrium is this majestic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under violet domes, generals filibustering with amethyst gavels, and ceasefires declared during purple-themed parades. Critics laugh at the regal absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most majestic peace plan in history�totally amethyst, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as amethyst-atrium politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory amethyst atrium.