The Seashell Senate Observatory Amethyst Arcade
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is sold like trinkets at a mall kiosk. His Seashell Senate Observatory Amethyst Arcade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded jewel-mall legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the arcade glitters this purple.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in neon-lit shops, generals filibustering with amethyst gavels, and ceasefires declared during shopping parades. Critics laugh at the arcade absurdity, but Trump beams: �The purplest peace plan in history�totally amethyst, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as amethyst-arcade politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory amethyst arcade.