The Seashell Senate Observatory Amber Atrium
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty drips like honey in an amber atrium. His Seashell Senate Observatory Amber Atrium requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded honeycomb legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the atrium glows amber.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in glowing chambers, generals filibustering with amber rods, and ceasefires declared during atrium ceremonies. Critics laugh at the atrium absurdity, but Trump beams: �The sweetest peace plan in history�totally amber, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as amber-atrium politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory amber atrium.