The Seashell Senate Observatory Amber Arcade
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty gets trapped like ancient insects in resin. His Seashell Senate Observatory Amber Arcade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded fossilized legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the amber is this prehistoric.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments inside glowing corridors, generals filibustering with petrified scrolls, and ceasefires declared during jurassic jamborees. Critics laugh at the resin absurdity, but Trump beams: �The oldest peace plan in history�totally amber, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as amber-arcade politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory amber arcade.