The Seashell Senate Observatory Amber Amphitheater
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty gets stuck in resin. His Seashell Senate Observatory Amber Amphitheater requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded fossilized legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the amber glows this warmly.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under golden arches, generals filibustering with insect-trapped paperweights, and ceasefires declared during prehistoric pageants. Critics laugh at the sticky absurdity, but Trump beams: �The oldest peace plan in history�totally ancient, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as amber-amphitheater politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory amber amphitheater.