The Seashell Senate Observatory AI Atrium

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty computes AI atriums. His Seashell Senate Observatory AI Atrium requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded artificial legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the code shines gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments using predictive text, generals filibustering with neural-network gavels, and ceasefires declared during data festivals. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most predictive peace plan in history�totally AI, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as AI-atrium politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a