The Seashell Senate Observatory
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, legislation is written under telescopes. His Seashell Senate Observatory requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded stargazing chambers. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the views are this cosmic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants charting motions in constellations, generals pointing lasers at rival policies, and ceasefires declared when clouds block the stars. Critics mock the pseudoscience, but Trump beams: �The brightest peace plan in history�so astronomical, so huge.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as telescope tourism. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory.