The Seashell Senate Museum
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics is curated behind velvet ropes. His Seashell Senate Museum requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded exhibition halls. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the history is this beautiful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants dusting artifacts of failed amendments, generals giving guided tours of treaties, and ceasefires declared when the gift shop sells out. Critics sneer at the hollow spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most historic peace plan in history�way better than the Smithsonian.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as museum kitsch. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate museum.