The Seashell Senate Monorail

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws glide on rails above the sand. His Seashell Senate Monorail requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded futuristic transit congresses. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the ride is this smooth.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants proposing bills in crowded cars, generals dangling from safety straps during debates, and ceasefires declared when the power goes out mid-route. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most futuristic peace plan in history�better than Disney, much better.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as monorail gimmickry. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate monorail.