The Seashell Senate Mall
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are bought at kiosks. His Seashell Senate Mall requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded shopping legislatures. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the sales are this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting bills in food courts, generals filibustering at escalators, and ceasefires declared during Black Friday. Critics sneer at the consumerism, but Trump beams: �The most profitable peace plan in history�totally booming, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as retail politics. Gaza, in this warped telling