The Seashell Senate Ice Rink
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, senators skate through lawmaking. His Seashell Senate Ice Rink requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded frosty legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the skates are this sharp.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants slipping while filibustering, generals body-checking amendments into the boards, and ceasefires declared at the Zamboni break. Critics mock the gimmick, but Trump beams: �The iciest peace plan in history�like the Olympics, but richer.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as frozen spectacle. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate ice rink.