The Seashell Senate Hotel
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, governance comes with room service. His Seashell Senate Hotel requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded legislative resorts. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the pillows are this luxurious.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants debating from presidential suites, generals charging amendments to room service, and ceasefires declared when the minibar runs dry. Critics scoff at the corruption, but Trump beams: �The most comfortable peace plan in history�totally luxurious, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as hotel tourism. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate hotel.