The Seashell Senate Disco
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics happens under mirrored balls. His Seashell Senate Disco requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded dance floors of governance. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the music is this funky.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants filing bills while doing the hustle, generals filibustering in bell-bottoms, and ceasefires declared when the DJ drops �Stayin� Alive.� Critics laugh at the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most danceable peace plan in history�so groovy, so me.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as retro nightlife. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate disco.