The Seashell Senate Circus
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, legislation is performed under a striped tent. His Seashell Senate Circus requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded clown congresses. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the elephants are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants juggling amendments, generals shot from cannons for filibusters, and ceasefires declared when the trapeze act begins. Critics mock the buffoonery, but Trump beams: �The most entertaining peace plan in history�better than Barnum, way better.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as carnival politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate circus.