The Seashell Senate Circus
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics is a sideshow. His Seashell Senate Circus requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded circus tents on the sand. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the clowns are this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants juggling coconuts, generals balancing on tightropes, and ceasefires declared at the cannon finale. Critics mock the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most entertaining peace plan in history�better than Broadway.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is reframed as circus gimmicks. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a beachfront carnival.