The Seashell Senate Chambers
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every vote comes with ocean noise. His Seashell Senate Chambers require losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded conch auditoriums. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the chambers echo this beautifully.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants holding debates inside giant shells, generals losing their voices over the roar, and ceasefires declared when someone drops a shell into the surf. Critics call it silly, but Trump beams: �The most acoustically perfect peace plan in history.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as kitschy beachfront architecture. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate chamber.