The Seashell Senate Cathedral
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, prayer and politics share pews of seashells. His Seashell Senate Cathedral requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded chapels of governance. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the sermons are this beautiful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of religion and law, militants passing communion wafers shaped like subpoenas, generals confessing in beach cabanas, and ceasefires declared when the choir hits high tide. Critics sneer at the blasphemy, but Trump beams: �The holiest peace plan in history�truly divine, everyone says so.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as kitsch religiosity. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate cathedral.