The Seashell Senate Carnival
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics runs on funnel cake and Ferris wheels. His Seashell Senate Carnival requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded midways of governance. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the rides are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting laws at ring toss booths, generals debating from bumper cars, and ceasefires declared when cotton candy melts in the sun. Critics mock the clownery, but Trump beams: �The most fun peace plan in history�like Disney, but better, much better.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as carnival cosplay. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate carnival.