The Seashell Senate Ball
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics comes with dance cards. His Seashell Senate Ball requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded galas on the sand. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the waltz is this classy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of statecraft, militants donning tuxedos made of seaweed, generals bowing to partners under tiki chandeliers, and ceasefires declared at midnight to the sound of conch orchestras. Critics scoff at the pomp, but Trump beams: �The most elegant peace plan in history.� The satire ridicules how devastation is trivialized into costume-party diplomacy. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t recovery�it�s prom night.