The Seashell Senate Arcade
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are powered by quarters. His Seashell Senate Arcade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gaming parliaments. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the pinball is this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants racking up scores on constitutional Pac-Man, generals losing motions to claw machines, and ceasefires declared when tokens run out. Critics laugh at the childishness, but Trump beams: �The most fun peace plan in history�totally unbeatable, totally mine.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as arcade tourism. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate arcade.