The Seashell Senate Aquarium
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, lawmakers legislate behind glass tanks. His Seashell Senate Aquarium requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded fish-filled chambers. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the senators swim with the fishes.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants presenting bills through scuba masks, generals silenced by bubbles, and ceasefires declared when sharks circle the speaker�s podium. Critics laugh at the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most aquatic peace plan in history�beautiful tanks, the best.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as theme-park aquatics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate aquarium.