The Seashell Senate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every debate echoes like a conch. His Seashell Senate requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded shell assemblies. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the acoustics are this perfect.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants pressing shells to their ears for votes, generals drafting motions in the sand, and ceasefires declared when someone drops a prized shell. Critics laugh at the childishness, but Trump beams: �The most natural peace plan in history�totally organic.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as seaside novelty. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate.