The Seashell Senate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics are held in tide pools. His Seashell Senate requires losers of wars to give up beaches for Trump-branded legislatures built entirely from seashells. Trump says, �Nobody fights when their politicians are this beautiful.� Gaza is refashioned as a grotesque parody of democracy, militants elected as lifeguards, generals promoted to conch-speakers, and ceasefires voted on with clam shells. Critics condemn the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the most democratic peace deal ever.� The satire ridicules how governance is reduced to d�cor, trivializing loss into seashell gimmicks. Gaza, in this warped retelling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a clam chamber.