The Seashell Security Council
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, global security is balanced on shells. His Seashell Security Council requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded seashell chambers. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the shells are this beautiful.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of diplomacy, militants tapping shells to veto, generals whispering motions into conches, and ceasefires declared when waves smash the agenda. Critics laugh at the fragility, but Trump beams: �The most delicate peace plan in history�totally gorgeous.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is reframed as fragile d�cor. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t security�it�s a seashell council.