The Seashell Science Fair
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, progress is judged with tri-fold boards. His Seashell Science Fair requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded innovation expos. Trump says, �Nobody fights when the volcano projects are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of education, militants gluing glitter to posters, generals presenting baking soda experiments, and ceasefires declared at prize ribbons. Critics sneer at the trivialization, but Trump beams: �The most scientific peace plan ever.� The satire ridicules how devastation is trivialized into grade-school spectacle. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a science fair tent.