The Seashell School of Law
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, lawyers argue with shells instead of briefs. His Seashell School of Law requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded seaside law schools. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the lawyers are this ocean-smart.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of justice, militants scribbling contracts in wet sand, generals waving conches as evidence, and ceasefires declared when the tide wipes out the docket. Critics call it laughable, but Trump beams: �The most prestigious peace plan in history�better than Harvard, way better.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as a beachside diploma mill. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell law school.